Dec. 6, 2015 @ 8:42 PM _

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:57 PM _

icy-brunette:
“ bearnapped
”

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icy-brunette:

bearnapped

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:57 PM _

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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I swear to god I piss myself everytime I see this on my dash. At least 10 notes are from me.

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:57 PM _

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:57 PM _

wehaveallgotknives:

monetizeyourcat:

weloveshortvideos:

i’ve watched this like 17 times

who beatboxes at a goat

a wise person

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:57 PM _

dikubutto:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.

why is nobody talking about this

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:55 PM _

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:55 PM _

1980sspaceman:

anakinsbutt:

theelvenkingsunderthesky:

helenakmanning:

slashmarks:

ameriphobia:

i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking

this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary

No but this could totally be a thing.  

Like he’d look at gay marriage and be like “I too have known what it’s like to not be able to get married simply because of who you are.”  Marriage for everybody.

He’s pro gun-control.  Light sabers are much more elegant weapons, anyway.

He’d probably be for raising the minimum wage.  He grew up a slave, living in the worse kind of poverty.  He knows how important it is for single mothers to be able to support their children.

Darth Vader: a Force We Can Count On.

can this be real? 

Darth Vader was a better human being than Donald Trump and that is truly amazing

he murdered children with a laser sword

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:54 PM _

ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

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Jellyfish are just wet ghosts

Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:54 PM _

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:54 PM _

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:53 PM _

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:53 PM _

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:53 PM _

teen-nugget:
“ I’ve witnessed Hell
”

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teen-nugget:

I’ve witnessed Hell

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Dec. 2, 2015 @ 9:53 PM _

crime-she-typed:
“ this is the real dream
”

crime-she-typed:

this is the real dream

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